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firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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I’m just gonna bullshit it. my life motto for the past 20 years (via dutchster)

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clavid:

i spend 90% of my day pretending i’m in a music video

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foodchewer:

lame and looking for fame

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kawaii-twerking:

BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD

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rosaparking:

who is down to f…………ocus on school

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evabadon:

"when women wear makeup they’re basically lying to us" well i don’t see why i’m being blamed for a man stupid enough to really think i have red and gold eyelids

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making plans with friends like

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